I don’t know what the hell it is, but today I’m seeing my life as a comical disaster. I came to this revelation as it piss pours rain on a 40 degree day and I flip on the radio only to hear Eleanor Rigby start playing. LOL.
The latest was the crow stuck in the fireplace.
That was 1 hr after our BMW was loaded onto a flatbed truck to have the fuel pump replaced (I think).
Which was 14 hours after we tried to early term the lease on the Mini only to be turned away. Apparently “come in anytime sales is open, you don’t need an appointment, that’s it!” doesn’t mean what I thought it did.
And as I type this, my phone rings and this exact transaction takes place.
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Me – Hello this is Jeff
John – Hi Mr Kufalk, this is John from International Autos. Just wanted to see if you have any questions.
Me – Sure! So what’d you find with the car?
John – What do you mean?
Me – What do you mean, what do I mean? You have my car. What did you find wrong with it.
John – We have your car? Your car is here?
Me – Let’s back up. John, why the hell did you call me?
John – Well, someone hit the service call button in your car.
Me – Well John, my car is there, so maybe you can walk over and find out who did what and what’s going on eh?
John – Oh, yes, I see here your car is here and that it will be looked at today. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Me – Ummm I don’t think so. (wanting to ask what he did for me in the first place)
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I could seriously write a movie about my life right now. If I did, it would be called “Interim Destination”, a rip-off of Final Destination where bizarre shit happens over and over, but you don’t get to die.
Stay tuned, I don’t think flying monkeys are far behind…
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